Mimosas at 9 AM...this won't be good...

Shorty is an eenie, meenie, miny, moe lover...

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Apparently in England, the "Speaker of The House" is not actually allowed to speak. Hmmmm...

Several months after my network was stolen out of my car in broad daylight on the side of the PCH in Huntington Beach...

...finally got a new laptop!

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Men all over the world celebrate as condoms become a thing of the past - http://ping.fm/e9e0T

Why is it so difficult to find a black microfiber sofa? You can get black leather but most microfiber couches are ugly brown.

Having fun sketching up a wireframe for a new super-secret website that we're outsourcing to a team in India. It's nice to not be the programmer guy for once!

New blog post: Outsourcing Myself - Decisions - http://ping.fm/QX1fZ

Another beautiful sunny day in paradise...ahhhhhhhhhh...

Follow my VA outsourcing adventure: http://ping.fm/2e5ER

Going deep sea fishing this afternoon, but have a feeling it's gonna turn into a booze cruise. 20 rowdy people should make for a good time!

And of course, T-Pain will be there -
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Hungover like a mofo...anyone know of a cure? ;)

Sprint wireless carrier fails. The only phone company I've ever had that won't let you have any choice over your phone number. Weak-sauce.

New HTC EVO 4G for Sprint = WIN - http://ping.fm/g2TYx

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet you could shoot beer out of you nose.

My new favorite site - http://ping.fm/nYIJE Ever wanted a video of an old lady eating a flower, or a reserved seat in the afterlife? Well for $5 you're in luck!